I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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