so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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