do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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