Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
then he tried to convert me to islam
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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