I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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