You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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