there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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