I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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