Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Randomize