Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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