This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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