But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Even my vagina gasped.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize
