Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
