I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
