I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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