soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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