He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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