Me too!
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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