found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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