and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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