i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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