why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
