no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
