Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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