Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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