can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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