YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
His nipple licking is glorious
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