Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I have tasted many bathrooms
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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