found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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