we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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