Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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