Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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