I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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