i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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