love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
