We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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