Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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