Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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