but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
A+ Viking dick
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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