similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
