The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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