his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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