Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I want her autograph on my taint
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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