i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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