we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize