hotel room ftw
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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