I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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