Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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