Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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