Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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