its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize