I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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