if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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