We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Holy sore nipples Batman
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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