your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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