Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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