In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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