everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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